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Five Songs To Destroy A Table To

Some evenings you’re sat with your friends, about to be told you’re a ruddy Godlike Genius, enjoying a nice glass of Blossom Hill and wondering if there’s anyone about who’ll swap your cans of Red Stripe for something a little more not-out-a-tin. Other nights you want to literally stand on a table. Well this list is for you, you rock and rollers. Turn it up loud, don’t use a coaster and always start with the outside cutlery and work your way in.

Weezer – Troublemaker

Yeah you are. The ‘rules’ are none of your concern, you have reading the instructions before setting up your new Blu-ray player and The Man? Fuck that guy. You’re a rockstar and you’re here to cause trouble.
Nine Inch Nails – Burn

Some people want to save the world, other’s want to watch it burn. Or something. You’re somewhere in the middle but that doesn’t mean that you’re not full of angst and emotion. Why doesn’t anyone appreciate your drawings? Grrr.

My Chemical Romance – Destroya

Woah, easy now. You know someone means rebellions business when they switch the lovely ‘er’ at the end of a word for an anarchist ‘a’. Conceala. Dissolva. Hairdrya. When will the madness end?

Bring Me The Horizon – Happy Song

S-P-I-R-I-T, let’s hear it. You’ve probably had a few sips of the stuff by now and feel like you can take on the world. But where to start? That’s right, tables. They’re just arrogant shelves anyway so it’s time to take them down by actually defying gravity and standing on one. Yeah.

Limp Bizkit – Break Stuff

It IS just one of those days. Everybody DOES suck. Snap a pencil, rip up a poster, don’t mind the gap. No one can tell you what to do.

Coldplay – Fix You

When you try your best, but you don’t succeed. When you get what you want, but not what you need. When you feel so tired, but you can’t sleep. Stuck in reverse and the tears come streaming down your face. When you lose something you can’t replace. When you love someone, but it goes to waste. Could it be worse? Lights will guide you home and ignite your bones. I’m sorry table. I didn’t mean it. I was just confused and acting out. Let’s go to B&Q and I will try to fix you.